Me: “I started a crafting blog!”
Him: “I really can’t get into that.”
Even boyfriend has limits
Me: “I started a crafting blog!”
Him: “I really can’t get into that.”
Even boyfriend has limits
“I’m not going to get brunch with you every weekend.”
Long term relationship
“Also, are you a scientologist? Or was I just really high?”
Confusion
“You’re trying to feminize me again.”
On changing bed sheets after two months.
“I’m not watching that show with you, it’s just full of Harry Potter rejects.”
- On Downton Abbey
“RESPOND TO ME. YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE A LITTLE BITCH.”
- OK Cupid instant chat wooing.
“Ooh ok thanks so Mich!”
- appreciation text after being allowed to text out of a date last minute
“Well yeah, of course I don’t think you like being a woman. That’s why you’re a feminist.”
- penis envy conclusions
“Introduce me to your sister. She’s way hotter than you.”
- apparently acceptable statement when your sister is way hotter than you.
“Over this in 8 seconds. Yep. PEACE.”
- infuriation over not being positively responded to on fb chat.
